There's really no reason for me to put this up besides my blatantly projectile love for Tilda Swinton. The only thing that makes her relevant right now is that she's apparently going to launch her own fragrance. Booooring. I'd rather just look for pictures of her and show you than care what she smells like. She's too much, too much. She lives with the father of her two children platonically and has had a German painter lover whose 18 years her junior. I rest my case.