we need to talk about the met gala

I don't usually do this because there's too much of it out there already and I like pretty things too much and we all make fashion faux pas. But something needs to be said about the unusually high rate of ugly dress per minute that was seen on the red carpet on people that I love and adore and just didn't expect such low standards of style from.  The Metropolitan Museum Gala event is usually the most highly anticipated fashion event of the year but I just feel that with this years, all these people need to get their money back. I know it was a punk rock theme but Dear Beyonce, Gwynneth, Miley, January, Kim, Mary-Kate, Kerry, Elle, the list is too long, this seriously can't ever happen again: 

Bee looks like she is channeling her House of Dragon Derion days 

Kim, I have looked the other way when it comes to your generally bad pregnancy fashion but this is blinding.  I now can't see straight not because of too much of an unflattering print, but by the nerve of this dress to have attached gloves. 

Apparently January Jones is under there. I don't mind the dress so much, it's the eye make up that I cant get past 

Gwynneth I love and adore you forever but you had you giant pink dress moment when you won your oscar. This could have been in another colour. 

Alison Williams. This pic doesn't require a caption 

Ashley Green looks ten times bigger and older in these castle curtains 

In my eyes Ashley Olsen and her sister could seriously do no wrong, clearly they also caught this met fashion flu. This is not entirely bad, I get it, but something about it just doesn't seem right

You know shit is bad when Chloe Sevigny is part of this list

Diane how dare you von Furstenburg

Elizabeth Banks, where do I begin here?  

Elle, I am fanning myself just to get through the make up. But the Tie Dye?????  

Eve, I kinda expected this from you. Sorry  

Again, the make up is just too intense.  The dress is actually very nice on beutiful Ginnifer Goodwin but that make up?  

Hide it Klum, Hide it girl. 

Who is this and why is she carrying a box?  

Ivanka, your daddy is too rich 

Jessica usually looks perfect.  These spider man tights spoil this entire dress 

Kelly, I think Joan is going to get you rather. ps your date needs a hair band

Kerry I can forgive the fact that you also caught this flu, but I can't deal with those gloves and the ring on top. 

Again, someone whose style I generally admire came out looking all wrong last night. 

I don't even know who this is but this outfit is definitely the winner of this competition.  Elbows down. 

Lee lee Sobieski, love your work. Hate the floral gloves 

Lilly Collins. Wordless

Mamadonna it's time to grow old now, it's time to hand over the reigns to Lourdes

This looks like Felicia Mkhize

Mary Kate I would also be this upset 

Michelle Williams is the most adorable thing on earth. This outfit is boring and that alice band is just superfluous

Miley this dress would have been forgivable if it was not for that hair 

There are no surprises here

yo yo yo yo yo yo

Sienna got punked by her jacket

I just don't know, maybe it's not such a bad look but I could have been affected by the others and now Solange is part of this list 

Tom Brady's Jacket almost makes Giselle look amazing

THIS IS HOW A MODERN INTERPRETATION OF PUNK ROCK IS MEANT TO BE. NICOLE RICHIE LOOKS AMAZING

And the dress is Topshop